Larry
If there’s one thing you can say about Larry, it’s that you never know what’s in his hand. A 7-time RummyNBA Champion, Larry is also the game’s Lead Shuffler. His hobbies include playing ShootyCaps, accidentally showing his cards to other players, and wearing FAIL hats.
Ben
Ben is a sandbaggin’ son of a bitch! It’s assumed that he has at least two Aces in his hand at all times. Ben is the only Rummyer to ever triple up the board with Aces (which was the right move). Ben enjoys a good Blounting, dropping his cards face-up on the floor, and keeping score.
Bill
Some of the worst games in Rummy history have been on Bill’s side of the table. The proprietor of rummy2million.com, he also serves as the Zamboni during games. Bill enjoys being caught with playable cards in this hand, overflowing wallets, and not being a Kennard.