HOLY SANTA CLAUS SHIT, WE’VE GOT AN UPDATE!!!

And the first update since Rummy Weekend ’09 is that: Rummy is currently on hiatus. What a totally amazing, excellent status update! How’s your 2010 going? Good? Great to hear! We here at Rummy2Million.com haven’t been doing shit. Rummy 2 Million is on break while Abiliity is off to California to bang hot chicks, attend monthly pancake breakfasts, and make his own beef jerky. Once he makes his return to Boston, or the brothers stop being LITTLE SISTAHS and come out to California, then the twain shall meet. So until then, Rummy’s taking a coupla months off (a coupla months, no big deal!).